tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post7860149085957617188..comments2023-05-06T13:48:05.147+01:00Comments on TheReMARKableSWIFT: Photo Caption Competition - Not For The SqueamishAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11525939583728828033noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-36497896060937049052012-07-26T10:17:40.681+01:002012-07-26T10:17:40.681+01:00"You should have got a bit of Velcro for that..."You should have got a bit of Velcro for that"Nancy from the Line Dance Classnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-47121715069523974512012-07-23T14:33:43.388+01:002012-07-23T14:33:43.388+01:00mark knew the new surgen was blind, but only found...mark knew the new surgen was blind, but only found out he was a middlesborough supporter when he read the braille on his neck. "andy carroll what a waste of money!"<br /><br />from uncle Kev, Chris jen and Chloe xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-90997156594976228902012-07-23T10:12:44.415+01:002012-07-23T10:12:44.415+01:00tonight, on America's craziest stories HD - ha...tonight, on America's craziest stories HD - have the Japanese gone too far removing shark boys' dorsal fin for new soup range?<br /><br />HurstyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-74172467782117845122012-07-23T06:57:04.358+01:002012-07-23T06:57:04.358+01:00Alright Zippy where as Bungle and George hiding?
...Alright Zippy where as Bungle and George hiding?<br /><br />ChrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-84551698874654989002012-07-20T11:18:18.381+01:002012-07-20T11:18:18.381+01:00... So, Mark's decided never to bother asking ...... So, Mark's decided never to bother asking for "tramlines" at the barbers again...<br /><br />Kat (again!!) <br />xxxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-85854204199580882522012-07-20T09:49:55.213+01:002012-07-20T09:49:55.213+01:00Excitement from analysts as they explore a fresh l...Excitement from analysts as they explore a fresh lead in attempting to answer the question; "Why do some men grow Ponytails?".<br /><br />Drape :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-69318151635074152662012-07-19T22:44:16.441+01:002012-07-19T22:44:16.441+01:00.... when Mark suggested staying in for a game of ....... when Mark suggested staying in for a game of "operation" this wasnt quite what he meant....<br /><br />Claire & Paul xx<br />(Kat's Sis & Bro in law)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-65035488815995635462012-07-19T22:42:10.118+01:002012-07-19T22:42:10.118+01:00... Jenna took the game of "line, dot, electr...... Jenna took the game of "line, dot, electric shock" a little bit too far this time....<br /><br />Kat xxxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-45186387484144617622012-07-19T18:46:56.167+01:002012-07-19T18:46:56.167+01:00Hahaha this just made me laugh out loud on the tra...Hahaha this just made me laugh out loud on the train!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00563616426322255367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-6986367603330799962012-07-19T17:40:04.137+01:002012-07-19T17:40:04.137+01:00ASDAs new smart price tattoo range was a bit of a ...ASDAs new smart price tattoo range was a bit of a let down.<br /><br />Stu GAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-41208537380445630032012-07-19T11:42:34.772+01:002012-07-19T11:42:34.772+01:00Nothing to do with Mark's fancy needle work......Nothing to do with Mark's fancy needle work... but it reminded me of another caption story.... <br /><br />A lunatic escapes from an asylum, he runs into the local lauderette, rapes three women and runs off..... and the newspaper headline reads:- <br /><br /><br />Nuts Screws Washers & Bolts. Boom! Boom!Betty The Blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-71113063994012822582012-07-19T11:28:49.568+01:002012-07-19T11:28:49.568+01:00"blind surgeons first day on the job gets mes..."blind surgeons first day on the job gets messy"<br /><br />Not great, but it would look dodgy if I won!<br />Mark.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11525939583728828033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-18169224779229174122012-07-19T08:51:22.342+01:002012-07-19T08:51:22.342+01:00Screw lecturing. Mark had decided to become a Jedi...Screw lecturing. Mark had decided to become a Jedi Knight. xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-27807204464936201492012-07-18T19:16:45.490+01:002012-07-18T19:16:45.490+01:00That message was clearly from Matty Jenna!love the...That message was clearly from Matty Jenna!love the way he puts it from both of us!!cheeky bugger!!! :) xxJessIcanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-17122104345505126032012-07-18T17:50:39.527+01:002012-07-18T17:50:39.527+01:00Attempts to shut Mark up went slightly wrong!! The...Attempts to shut Mark up went slightly wrong!! The nurses are cursing the surgeons!Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17946052343332024112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-1880145838789431892012-07-18T17:48:08.735+01:002012-07-18T17:48:08.735+01:00Luckily, the man suit Mark had been using for year...Luckily, the man suit Mark had been using for years to disguise his true identity, came with a handy zip.........<br /><br />StuStuart Williamsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-79502557138198370932012-07-18T17:46:08.922+01:002012-07-18T17:46:08.922+01:00Haha! ....definitely the scar, the bald patch is a...Haha! ....definitely the scar, the bald patch is a touchy subject! The picture was carefully taken so as to hide it, but you've let the cat out of the bag!! Jenna xxJennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17946052343332024112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-73258514598737394122012-07-18T17:18:00.958+01:002012-07-18T17:18:00.958+01:00Just to clarify are we commenting on the scar or y...Just to clarify are we commenting on the scar or your bald patch?Matty n Jessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-38269078346783235932012-07-18T16:43:04.646+01:002012-07-18T16:43:04.646+01:00Jenna's first attempt at man shaving didn'...Jenna's first attempt at man shaving didn't quite go as expected!Pete Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-61981173736855932622012-07-18T13:41:35.302+01:002012-07-18T13:41:35.302+01:00I thought the beard suited you Mark, but I don'...I thought the beard suited you Mark, but I don't like your new ponytail!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01173338317311941828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-52809710412857679252012-07-18T13:17:59.178+01:002012-07-18T13:17:59.178+01:00Mark had to look on the bright side... he might ha...Mark had to look on the bright side... he might have the Frankenstein look but at least he doesn't have his nuts coming out of his neck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-4351708328502795762012-07-18T12:59:47.510+01:002012-07-18T12:59:47.510+01:00I used to think you were a pain in the neck, but t...I used to think you were a pain in the neck, but this is taking it a bit too far.Petenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-6138274116955524462012-07-18T12:36:14.536+01:002012-07-18T12:36:14.536+01:00After a quick peek Jenna was disappointed that the...After a quick peek Jenna was disappointed that the route map didn't go all the way.....Susannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-22530448422106335812012-07-18T12:27:27.366+01:002012-07-18T12:27:27.366+01:00When Mark asked Jenna for a plunging neckline he d...When Mark asked Jenna for a plunging neckline he didnt get quite what he'd hoped for...Jon Lyonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5737435144878167660.post-3106415617212427062012-07-17T14:05:10.338+01:002012-07-17T14:05:10.338+01:00" Mark was slightly concerned he hadn't s..." Mark was slightly concerned he hadn't seen his pet centipede after Jenna mentioned she had swatted a fly of his neck "Chris Chewnoreply@blogger.com