Bottle of Champers
For The Best Caption!
Competition Rules:
Anyone can enter
Multiple captions accepted.
Joint efforts accepted
No profanities
Winner
Judges looking for the most original or funniest caption.
Winner announced at the end of July.
Presentation made at the ReMarkableSwift Party.
The judges decision will be final
No correspondence will be entered into.
Go for it!!!
O.M.G.... bet you're glad you didn't have a face lift!
ReplyDelete" Mark was slightly concerned he hadn't seen his pet centipede after Jenna mentioned she had swatted a fly of his neck "
ReplyDeleteWhen Mark asked Jenna for a plunging neckline he didnt get quite what he'd hoped for...
ReplyDeleteAfter a quick peek Jenna was disappointed that the route map didn't go all the way.....
ReplyDeleteI used to think you were a pain in the neck, but this is taking it a bit too far.
ReplyDeleteMark had to look on the bright side... he might have the Frankenstein look but at least he doesn't have his nuts coming out of his neck.
ReplyDeleteHahaha this just made me laugh out loud on the train!!!
DeleteI thought the beard suited you Mark, but I don't like your new ponytail!
ReplyDeleteJenna's first attempt at man shaving didn't quite go as expected!
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify are we commenting on the scar or your bald patch?
ReplyDeleteHaha! ....definitely the scar, the bald patch is a touchy subject! The picture was carefully taken so as to hide it, but you've let the cat out of the bag!! Jenna xx
DeleteLuckily, the man suit Mark had been using for years to disguise his true identity, came with a handy zip.........
ReplyDeleteStu
Attempts to shut Mark up went slightly wrong!! The nurses are cursing the surgeons!
ReplyDeleteThat message was clearly from Matty Jenna!love the way he puts it from both of us!!cheeky bugger!!! :) xx
ReplyDeleteScrew lecturing. Mark had decided to become a Jedi Knight. xx
ReplyDelete"blind surgeons first day on the job gets messy"
ReplyDeleteNot great, but it would look dodgy if I won!
Mark.
Nothing to do with Mark's fancy needle work... but it reminded me of another caption story....
ReplyDeleteA lunatic escapes from an asylum, he runs into the local lauderette, rapes three women and runs off..... and the newspaper headline reads:-
Nuts Screws Washers & Bolts. Boom! Boom!
ASDAs new smart price tattoo range was a bit of a let down.
ReplyDeleteStu G
... Jenna took the game of "line, dot, electric shock" a little bit too far this time....
ReplyDeleteKat xxxxx
.... when Mark suggested staying in for a game of "operation" this wasnt quite what he meant....
ReplyDeleteClaire & Paul xx
(Kat's Sis & Bro in law)
Excitement from analysts as they explore a fresh lead in attempting to answer the question; "Why do some men grow Ponytails?".
ReplyDeleteDrape :-)
... So, Mark's decided never to bother asking for "tramlines" at the barbers again...
ReplyDeleteKat (again!!)
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Alright Zippy where as Bungle and George hiding?
ReplyDeleteChris
tonight, on America's craziest stories HD - have the Japanese gone too far removing shark boys' dorsal fin for new soup range?
ReplyDeleteHursty
mark knew the new surgen was blind, but only found out he was a middlesborough supporter when he read the braille on his neck. "andy carroll what a waste of money!"
ReplyDeletefrom uncle Kev, Chris jen and Chloe xx
"You should have got a bit of Velcro for that"
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