Tuesday 17 July 2012

Photo Caption Competition - Not For The Squeamish

Bottle of Champers 

    For The Best Caption!



Competition Rules:
Anyone can enter
Multiple captions accepted.
Joint efforts accepted
No profanities

Winner
Judges looking for the most original or funniest caption.
Winner announced at the end of July.
Presentation made at the ReMarkableSwift Party.
The judges decision will be final
No correspondence will be entered into.
Go for it!!!


26 comments:

  1. Betty The Blog7/17/2012 12:53 pm

    O.M.G.... bet you're glad you didn't have a face lift!

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  2. " Mark was slightly concerned he hadn't seen his pet centipede after Jenna mentioned she had swatted a fly of his neck "

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  3. When Mark asked Jenna for a plunging neckline he didnt get quite what he'd hoped for...

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  4. After a quick peek Jenna was disappointed that the route map didn't go all the way.....

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  5. I used to think you were a pain in the neck, but this is taking it a bit too far.

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  6. Mark had to look on the bright side... he might have the Frankenstein look but at least he doesn't have his nuts coming out of his neck.

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    1. Hahaha this just made me laugh out loud on the train!!!

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  7. I thought the beard suited you Mark, but I don't like your new ponytail!

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  8. Jenna's first attempt at man shaving didn't quite go as expected!

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  9. Matty n Jess7/18/2012 5:18 pm

    Just to clarify are we commenting on the scar or your bald patch?

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    1. Haha! ....definitely the scar, the bald patch is a touchy subject! The picture was carefully taken so as to hide it, but you've let the cat out of the bag!! Jenna xx

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  10. Stuart Williams7/18/2012 5:48 pm

    Luckily, the man suit Mark had been using for years to disguise his true identity, came with a handy zip.........

    Stu

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  11. Attempts to shut Mark up went slightly wrong!! The nurses are cursing the surgeons!

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  12. That message was clearly from Matty Jenna!love the way he puts it from both of us!!cheeky bugger!!! :) xx

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  13. Screw lecturing. Mark had decided to become a Jedi Knight. xx

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  14. "blind surgeons first day on the job gets messy"

    Not great, but it would look dodgy if I won!
    Mark.

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  15. Betty The Blog7/19/2012 11:42 am

    Nothing to do with Mark's fancy needle work... but it reminded me of another caption story....

    A lunatic escapes from an asylum, he runs into the local lauderette, rapes three women and runs off..... and the newspaper headline reads:-


    Nuts Screws Washers & Bolts. Boom! Boom!

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  16. ASDAs new smart price tattoo range was a bit of a let down.

    Stu G

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  17. ... Jenna took the game of "line, dot, electric shock" a little bit too far this time....

    Kat xxxxx

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  18. .... when Mark suggested staying in for a game of "operation" this wasnt quite what he meant....

    Claire & Paul xx
    (Kat's Sis & Bro in law)

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  19. Excitement from analysts as they explore a fresh lead in attempting to answer the question; "Why do some men grow Ponytails?".

    Drape :-)

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  20. ... So, Mark's decided never to bother asking for "tramlines" at the barbers again...

    Kat (again!!)
    xxxxx

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  21. Alright Zippy where as Bungle and George hiding?

    Chris

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  22. tonight, on America's craziest stories HD - have the Japanese gone too far removing shark boys' dorsal fin for new soup range?

    Hursty

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  23. mark knew the new surgen was blind, but only found out he was a middlesborough supporter when he read the braille on his neck. "andy carroll what a waste of money!"

    from uncle Kev, Chris jen and Chloe xx

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  24. Nancy from the Line Dance Class7/26/2012 10:17 am

    "You should have got a bit of Velcro for that"

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