Friday, 15 June 2012

Extra! Extra! Read All About It

In today's exciting edition of theReMARKableSWIFT we bring you all the latest news, gossip and scandal from around the infamous bedside.

Headline:  Did Mark Swift Eat my Hamster?

Sworn to secrecy - be sure to check back later when we reveal all. Be sure you don't miss it.


  1. Betty The Blog6/15/2012 3:09 pm

    For those of you who don’t get it.......
    One of the most famous and outrageous headlines every written was....

    “Freddie Star Ate My Hampster”

    He didn’t of course but the headline attracted international interests and sold millions of newspapers.

    Apparently, some of our younger blog followers thought it might have something to do with Mark’s facial hair!! The mind boggles.

  2. Um, I totally got it.....honestly.....

    Yet another example of my lacking general knowledge...I put money on it that Jenna didn't get it either right??

    See you tomorrow Swifty!

    love Jayne xxxxx

  3. Hi Swifty

    It was great to see you last week even though I did come in for a lot of stick! Hope you're enjoying the Euros and it's good to see that Sharratt's pick in the sweep (Holland) are struggling. He was pretty smug when he picked them out.

    We'll be up to visit again soon if you're not too fed up of the Kaplan clan! I was wondering if you managed to get a word in last Sunday with Woodsy and Farrelly both visiting (it must have been like a verbal tornado!).

    As a fellow beard wearer I must admit I'm a fan of you in a beard so I'd recommend that you sport one in future.

    Hope The Gutterfighters have made it to the top of your play list although I have a horrible feeling that CD is being used as a coaster now!

    Speak to you soon mate


  4. Read your story on singletrackworld - great attitude. Hard to say as a Scotsman, but almost hope Engerland win tonight to give you more positive news ;)